Gono, unconscious

The controversial Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe, Dr Gideon Gono was found unconscious this morning at an undisclosed resort hotel due to “cardiogenic shock” – a condition where the heart fails to supply blood to the rest of the body during sexual encounter, or simply put it as shock of “sweetness” during sex.

Impeccable sources at the hotel admitted that Gono was booked into the hotel yesterday evening with a certain strikingly beautiful young lady and has since been admitted at a certain private clinic in the resort town of Victoria Falls , but could not shed more light as to how the shock struck him.

This is not the first time that Gideon Gono’s name has made headlines in the media. First it was in 2010 when he was alleged to be bedding the old man’s queen, Grace Mugabe. He vehemently denied it and accused his detractors of trying to taunt their “good relations” with the first family.

Recently again, Gono is being accused of fathering three children with Dr Millicent Mombeshora, a former Power FM DJ and a wife to Zanu Pf’s Deputy Minister of Health, who is also an MP for Mhangura, Dr Douglous Mombeshora. It is believed their relationship dates back to ten years and the two lovebirds, Gono and Millicent, have been “hanging” secretly until last month’s bombshell.

So probably that explains Gono’s maniac desire for women. He is a bull that can sire any cow within his closet and who can deny his charming, his money, his education – a man of erudition? No one! It was not clear at the time of posting this latest news as to whether Gono had been treated and discharged from the clinic.